A man walks into a bar apparently upset about something and yells "All lawyers are assholes!!!" Then sits and asks the bartender for a shot. A few moments later he feels a tap on his shoulder. This other man says to him, "Ya know, I'm offended by what you said a little while ago." The man at the bar then says,"I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?" The other guys says "No, I'm an asshole!"