7 inches in your pants? 

 

A handsome Arab was sitting in a posh restaurant in the States.
 
He asked a waiter to take the 'most expensive' bottle of Wine - to an unusually 'attractive' woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy corner.
  Waiter brought in the expensive bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said ..

"Excuse me lady, this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated over there." !!!
 
She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by note.
 
The waiter took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
 The note read:

 

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a house in Spain,

a million dollars in the Bank and 7 inches in your pants"...
 
'After reading the note, the visibly disturbed Arab decided to compose one of his own - in return.
 
It read:
"Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear to be.
I have a Ferrari, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my many garages.
I have beautiful homes in Spain, Aspen & Miami, plus a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana.
 
 There is Over twenty million dollars in my bank account.

 But, even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off some inches...! 
 

Just send the bottle back please..!!!